Ross O'Carroll-Kelly by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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- ‘There are millions of people who would give their right orm to live in Killiney’

Fri, 13 May 2022
403
- Women’s toilets? I mean, what’s next? A hockey pitch?

Fri, 06 May 2022
402
- ‘My antigen is still positive, but I’ve never felt better’

Fri, 29 Apr 2022
401
- ‘I will never forgive your old pair for treating us to this trip’

Sat, 23 Apr 2022
400
- ‘You focking idiot, Ross! Chocolate is poisonous to dogs’

Sat, 16 Apr 2022
399
- ‘Fifteen rooms is a lot to put down.’

Mon, 11 Apr 2022
398
- ‘Girls learn differently to boys – and when I say differently, I mean slowly and not as well’

Sat, 02 Apr 2022
397
- ‘A co-educational school has never won the Leinster Schools Senior Cup!’

Sat, 26 Mar 2022
396
- 'Do you mean there’s going to be, like, girls going to Castlerock?'

Sat, 19 Mar 2022
395
- 'It’s off to Budapest for Dr Holger Esterházy’s miracle hair restoration treatment'

Sat, 12 Mar 2022
394
- I’m about to meet Dr Holger Esterházy, hair restoration miracle worker

Fri, 04 Mar 2022
393
- ‘Fifty grandingtons!’ – that’s the cost of the Budapest hair clinic

Fri, 25 Feb 2022
392
- 'Just because we have money, we can't keep Killiney all to ourselves'

Fri, 18 Feb 2022
391
- Rezoning Dalkey for affordable housing? The natives are up in orms

Fri, 11 Feb 2022
390
- ‘I feel like my old man – the pub bore, shouting opinions into the air while everyone zones out’

Fri, 04 Feb 2022
389
- ‘When I say it’s oaber, Rosser, Ine thalken about me and Hodor’s business. It’s boddixed’

Fri, 28 Jan 2022
388
- ‘Like a great many politicians, I have a public position, as well as a private position’

Sat, 22 Jan 2022
387
- ‘This is killing me, Sorcha. I feel about as useful as a focking Orts degree’

Fri, 14 Jan 2022
386
- ‘Andrea Shotton called me maskier than thou,’ Sorcha goes

Fri, 07 Jan 2022
385
- ‘Oh, please, God, no. I can’t become a father again at, like, 42’

Fri, 31 Dec 2021
384
- ‘It’s such a good present I actually wanted to smash it to pieces – just purely out of spite’

Fri, 24 Dec 2021
383
- Sorcha injures her foot, while Honor makes a shocking discovery

Sat, 18 Dec 2021
382
- The Christmas cards are out, but a problem arises

Fri, 10 Dec 2021
381
- ‘If you have to hide a cash incentive inside a food, it’s almost certainly not worth eating’

Fri, 03 Dec 2021
380
- 'Johnny goes, "My daddy says we’re going to eat a reindeer"'

Fri, 26 Nov 2021
379
- Of course Santa exists – who do you think drinks all the Heineken?

Fri, 19 Nov 2021
378
- ‘I lead the boys at gunpoint up the Shelbourne Road’

Sat, 13 Nov 2021
377
- ‘I can lie – very easily – but not when it comes to rugby’

Fri, 05 Nov 2021
376
- ‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’

Fri, 29 Oct 2021
375
- ‘You are not giving me a combover’

Fri, 22 Oct 2021
374
- Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’

Fri, 15 Oct 2021
373
- 'My children are storting to grow on me'

Fri, 08 Oct 2021
372
- ‘He has a dreamcatcher tattoo on the back of his wrist. It’s like he does these things deliberately to make me hate him’

Fri, 01 Oct 2021
371
- "I’m having Vietnam-style flashbacks here"

Fri, 24 Sep 2021
370
- "Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"

Sat, 18 Sep 2021
369
- "First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it"

Sat, 11 Sep 2021
368
- "My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop"

Sat, 04 Sep 2021
367
- ‘I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad’

Fri, 27 Aug 2021
366
- "Honor says she’s not getting the Covid vaccine"

Fri, 20 Aug 2021
365
- "You don't seem angry, like a lot of people who are into the Irish language" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #4

Thu, 19 Aug 2021
364
- "It's a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3

Wed, 18 Aug 2021
363
- "Out of the hundred or so people seated for dinner, I'm the only one wearing a Leinster jersey" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #2

Tue, 17 Aug 2021
362
- "Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1

Mon, 16 Aug 2021
361
- ‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’

Sat, 07 Aug 2021
360
- ‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’

Fri, 30 Jul 2021
359
- 'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’

Fri, 23 Jul 2021
358
- ‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’

Sat, 17 Jul 2021
357
- ‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’

Fri, 09 Jul 2021
356
- ‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’

Fri, 02 Jul 2021
355
- ‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’

Sat, 26 Jun 2021

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