Ross O'Carroll-Kelly by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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380
- 'Johnny goes, "My daddy says we’re going to eat a reindeer"'

Fri, 26 Nov 2021
379
- Of course Santa exists – who do you think drinks all the Heineken?

Fri, 19 Nov 2021
378
- ‘I lead the boys at gunpoint up the Shelbourne Road’

Sat, 13 Nov 2021
377
- ‘I can lie – very easily – but not when it comes to rugby’

Fri, 05 Nov 2021
376
- ‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’

Fri, 29 Oct 2021
375
- ‘You are not giving me a combover’

Fri, 22 Oct 2021
374
- Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’

Fri, 15 Oct 2021
373
- 'My children are storting to grow on me'

Fri, 08 Oct 2021
372
- ‘He has a dreamcatcher tattoo on the back of his wrist. It’s like he does these things deliberately to make me hate him’

Fri, 01 Oct 2021
371
- "I’m having Vietnam-style flashbacks here"

Fri, 24 Sep 2021
370
- "Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"

Sat, 18 Sep 2021
369
- "First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it"

Sat, 11 Sep 2021
368
- "My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop"

Sat, 04 Sep 2021
367
- ‘I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad’

Fri, 27 Aug 2021
366
- "Honor says she’s not getting the Covid vaccine"

Fri, 20 Aug 2021
365
- "You don't seem angry, like a lot of people who are into the Irish language" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #4

Thu, 19 Aug 2021
364
- "It's a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3

Wed, 18 Aug 2021
363
- "Out of the hundred or so people seated for dinner, I'm the only one wearing a Leinster jersey" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #2

Tue, 17 Aug 2021
362
- "Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1

Mon, 16 Aug 2021
361
- ‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’

Sat, 07 Aug 2021
360
- ‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’

Fri, 30 Jul 2021
359
- 'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’

Fri, 23 Jul 2021
358
- ‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’

Sat, 17 Jul 2021
357
- ‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’

Fri, 09 Jul 2021
356
- ‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’

Fri, 02 Jul 2021
355
- ‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’

Sat, 26 Jun 2021
354
- ‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’

Fri, 18 Jun 2021
353
- I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throne

Fri, 11 Jun 2021
352
- ‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’

Fri, 28 May 2021
351
- ‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’

Fri, 21 May 2021
350
- ‘Rugby is not pass the porcel, Morcus’

Fri, 14 May 2021
349
- 'Then she says it – the words all south Dublin parents dread'

Fri, 07 May 2021
348
- ‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’

Fri, 30 Apr 2021
347
- ‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’

Fri, 23 Apr 2021
346
- 'I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us'

Sat, 17 Apr 2021
345
- ‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’

Fri, 09 Apr 2021
344
- My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that

Fri, 02 Apr 2021
343
- ‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’

Fri, 26 Mar 2021
342
- ‘We’re not a priority for the vaccine.’ ‘Even though we’re rich?’

Sat, 20 Mar 2021
341
- ‘I urge you all – standing here, in the People’s Pork – to remove your masks!’

Fri, 12 Mar 2021
340
- ‘Netflix is port of the conspiracy! A form of methadone’

Fri, 05 Mar 2021
338
- ‘We can’t just dump all our rubbish in the front gorden, Sorcha'

Fri, 26 Feb 2021
337
- "Wuthering Heights is basically the story of my life"

Fri, 19 Feb 2021
336
- 'After a year of being locked up together, we are sick and tired of the sight of each other’

Fri, 12 Feb 2021
335
- ‘Have you seen the chemtrails over Foxrock this morning?’

Fri, 05 Feb 2021
334
- ‘I know every mork on the floor, the walls and the ceiling of this bor’

Fri, 29 Jan 2021
333
- ‘75? What on earth makes you think I’m 75?’

Fri, 22 Jan 2021
332
- ‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’

Fri, 15 Jan 2021
331
- ‘The pressure of being the cool parent ends up being too much’

Fri, 08 Jan 2021
330
- ‘Do Dry January? That’s crazy talk’

Fri, 01 Jan 2021

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