Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings by Kfm

If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.

Category: Comedy

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- I'm suing you for whiplash

Wed, 22 Jun 2022
498
- 99% of yoga pants have never been to yoga

Mon, 20 Jun 2022
497
- How do you know if someone is from South Africa?

Wed, 15 Jun 2022
496
- Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

Tue, 14 Jun 2022
495
- I've seen Top Gun, now please make me a pilot

Thu, 09 Jun 2022
494
- We've put someone else's teeth in your mouth!

Wed, 08 Jun 2022
493
- Whackhead pranks listeners calling into Kfm's landline

Tue, 07 Jun 2022
492
- What do little birds see when they're knocked unconscious?

Mon, 06 Jun 2022
491
- Is a kangaroo just a T-Rex mixed with a deer?

Tue, 31 May 2022
490
- We want your disgusting house on a reality TV show

Thu, 26 May 2022
489
- You're not a proper South African wife

Tue, 24 May 2022
488
- Is your head too small to power your body?

Mon, 23 May 2022
487
- Your stolen credit card's being used at Adult World

Thu, 19 May 2022
486
- You've won a car!

Wed, 18 May 2022
485
- Have your pants ever caught on fire after telling a lie?

Tue, 17 May 2022
484
- We've lost all your wedding photos

Thu, 12 May 2022
483
- I don't use Viagra!

Tue, 10 May 2022
482
- Throwback: Whackhead Pranks Matt Damon

Thu, 05 May 2022
481
- If you stop supporting the Blue Bulls, we'll scrap your debt

Wed, 04 May 2022
480
- Have you ever taken a selfie on the toilet?

Tue, 03 May 2022
479
- What is wrong with you? What is your problem?

Thu, 28 Apr 2022
478
- If you adopt my dog, can it eat at the table with you?

Tue, 26 Apr 2022
477
- Trimming your toenails count as ab exercise

Mon, 25 Apr 2022
476
- Are fruit flies healthier than normal flies?

Tue, 19 Apr 2022
475
- Maybe your overweight wife broke her shoes

Thu, 14 Apr 2022
474
- Your knee operation could cause erectile dysfunction

Tue, 12 Apr 2022
473
- Was the guy who invented the hug a weirdo?

Mon, 11 Apr 2022
472
- Painting emojis on employees faces to let them know they're retrenched

Wed, 06 Apr 2022
471
- Pest control, please get rid of my mother-in-law!

Tue, 05 Apr 2022
470
- What age can one speak to strangers?

Mon, 04 Apr 2022
469
- Whackhead pranks Will Smith

Tue, 29 Mar 2022
468
- Man will do anything for hot blonde 'Jennifer'

Thu, 24 Mar 2022
467
- Please take my package into Thailand for me

Wed, 23 Mar 2022
466
- There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball

Tue, 22 Mar 2022
465
- I'm your young son's 52-year-old girlfriend!

Thu, 17 Mar 2022
464
- I'm scrapping your car!

Tue, 15 Mar 2022
463
- Man gets angry when furniture store says his account isn't paid

Mon, 14 Mar 2022
462
- Senseless Survey: Isn't adulthood mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't

Mon, 14 Mar 2022
461
- Whackhead puts a call centre agent on hold

Thu, 10 Mar 2022
460
- It's been four years, but I want my cats back!

Wed, 09 Mar 2022
459
- Irresponsible mechanic drops take-aways in client's car

Tue, 08 Mar 2022
458
- Inappropriate marriage counselor

Wed, 09 Feb 2022
457
- How to get away with scamming

Tue, 08 Feb 2022
456
- Schoolboy Casanova

Tue, 01 Feb 2022
455
- Water's flavour is its temperature

Mon, 31 Jan 2022
454
- Detention for declining teachers FB request

Thu, 27 Jan 2022
453
- Petty neighbour from hell

Tue, 25 Jan 2022
452
- Too much pizza gives you pizzeria

Mon, 24 Jan 2022
451
- Calling podiatrist about wife's camel toe condition

Thu, 20 Jan 2022
450
- Mature man looking for love on Gumtree

Tue, 18 Jan 2022

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